Video Translation

Lol ok so really that video had no point what so ever,... its just a silly song that is making fun of people trying to speak french. Nonetheless, just to show you the utter nonsense of the video, i am including a translation i found online!!



Jemaine: Je voudrais un croissant [I would like a croissant]
J: Je suis enchanté [I am enchanted]
J: Où est le bibliothèque? [Where is the library?]
J: Voila mon passport [Here is my passport]
J: Ah, Gérard Depardieu
J: Baguette
Bret and Jemaine: Onh honh honh
Bret: Baguette! Onh honh honh [laughter à la Maurice Chevalier]

B: Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!

All: Foux de fa fa
Foux de fa fa fa fa-ah
Foux de fa fa
Ah ee ah

Foux de fa fa
Foux de fa fa fa fa-ah
Foux de fa fa
Ah ee ah

B: Et maintenant le voyage à la supermarché! [And now the trip to the supermarket!]
B: Pamplemousse [Grapefruit]
B: Ananas [Pineapple]
B: Jus d'orange [Orange juice]
B: Boeuf [Beef]
B: Soup du jour [Soup of the day]
B: Camembert
B: Jacques Cousteau
B: Baguette!

J: Bonjour [Hello]
Felicia: Bonjour [Hello]
J: Bonjour [Hello]
F: Bonjour, monsieur [Hello, mister]
J: Bonjour, mon petit bureau de change [Hello, my little money changer]

Lisa: Ça va? [How are you?]
B: Ça va. {I'm fine.]
B: Ça va? [How are you?]
L: Ça va. [I'm fine.]
B: Voila – le conversation dans le parc. [There it is – the conversation in the park.]

F: Où est le livre? [Where is the book?]
J: À la bibliothèque. [At the library.]
F: Et le musique dance? [And the dance music?]
J: À la discothèque. [At the discotheque.]
F: À la discothèque [At the discotheque.]
J: C'est ci, baby! [That's it, baby!]
J: Un, deux, un deux trois quatre [One, two, one two three four]

B: Ba ba ba-ba bow!

All: Foux de fa fa
Foux de fa fa fa fa-ah
Foux de fa fa
Ah ee ah

Foux de fa fa
Foux de fa fa fa fa-ah
Foux de fa fa
Ah ee ah

F: Où est le piscine? [Where is the swimming pool?]
J: Pardon moi? [Pardon me?]
F: Où est le piscine? [Where is the swimming pool?]
J: Uh...
F: Splish splash
J: Uh...
F: Eh...
J: Je ne comprends pas. [I don't understand/]
F: Parlez-vous le français? [Do you speak French?]
J: Eh?
F: Parlez-vous le français? [Do you speak French?]
J: Uh...non. [Uh...no.]
F: Hmmm.

All: Foux de fa fa
Foux de fa fa fa fa-ah
Foux de fa fa
Ah ee ah

Foux de fa fa
Foux de fa fa fa fa-ah
Foux de fa fa
Ah ee ah